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Shit..it's been awhile huh? Now reading this, you will think "fuck! His grammer is alot better!" Well the reason for that is..i don't work the same job i had at the time. Where i would run off to the back, drink from my flask, and write as fast as i can..oh.happy days.

This blog serves a certain purpose, angry lists. Now this post will not do that. So it might be a bit different, but i will add numbers at the end just to make you happy. This is about a certain "pop star" i'm just so confused about.

Ok it's been i guess a week since amy whinehouse died. Keep in mind, i show how much i care about the whole thing, cause i don't know if i spelled her name right. Yeah she died of a overdose ( strange term-overdose- so if you don just the right amount of crack it's ok? Gottca!)

I want you all to remember, i heard and read like very little on what she died from. Cause i really didn't give a shit. So ok yes, she had a great voice and was a indie voice for people. I get that. Also i get that she was very "soulful". What i don't get is, why the hell is everyone sad about her death?
I am so confused as to why it's deemed as a "tragic loss"?  Really? Are you fucking with me?

She wrote a song about rehab, which she said "no, no, no" and people seem so fucking surprised she killed over? I don't know how often i heard it was "before her time". Ummm i'm going to say nah right on fucking time. Her long time "friends" didn't care enough about her to get her help. The music biz didn't get to shits, hell that rehab song sold the hell out of that album. But now it's a fucking tragic loss? I will tell you what a tragic loss is, if i die from a fucking overdose! Why? cause i don't touch that shit.

Now it's not a "high horse" deal i'm saying. What i'm saying is you can't be in shock that this happen, and don't make it seem like "this" crackhead dying is a loss. I have seen crackheads...i can say i don't feel bad or surprised when they die. It was a life choice to do that, or death wish.

Also i guess the biggest "issue" i have with this whole deal is..are you sitting down, shit i don't care if you are...the media is eating this shit up! Meaning they are going to "milk" this for every fucking penny they can, to support the caring fans. Hmmm..where were you guys when she was alive? If you see a little old lady getting ready to get hit by a car, you would yell "hey don't move!" right? It's the same fucking thing. But i guess if there is a profit in it, you don't.

Profit you say? Yeah, that's what i said! The biz made money from her habits; the "friends" she had got the best "shit"; and the pop mags will sell the fuck out of "the life of" crap. So don't say it's a fucking tragic loss, it was going to happen. A child loss is fucking tragic. The family pet getting hit by a car, is a fucking tragic loss. The pop star doing so much blow, it went down the wrong hole? Nah that is not.

Shit..feels werid writing this blog, without a drink in hand. Oh yeah i stopped drinking, otherwise it would have been semi-tragic right? So here's your fucking list, to my beloved fans (all 6 of you)
on how to become a tragic loss.

1. Become famous, say fuck you world, then get on drugs. The media will eat that shit up, cause you are "daring, and truthful"
2. Wear one flip flop without reason. Flip flops are just natural for a downward path.
3. Hate, and i mean fucking hate one or more of your family. It makes you seem like you are a "loner"
4. Act as if you are doing a "myspace photo shoot". Meaning the whole "look at me, but don't look at me" look. Make sure you try to "look deep" in it.
5. ALWAYS and i mean ALWAYS walk around with a red plastic cup, and never say what is in it!
6. Show that you have some kind of talnet, in short amounts on the fly. That lets us know, you can "really let loose" if needed.
7. Been seen with people much cleaner looking than you, but semi-boring. This is the crowd that will "ground you" but really it's you using them to seem more than what you are.

And there you go, another angry rant. Oh! By the way no pop media was harmed in the writing of this angry shit.

Remember when movies were cool?I mean like where you had fun watching them?Well that fucking ship has set sail a long time ago.Now we have black men running around a plane with snakes.The teen drama-comdey thing where the ugly girl was really pertty,but everyone missed it?Or the "hard-boiled" cop that does what he wants and then acts like a sissy at the end,when he gets shot in the stomach.

What the fuck has happened ro us?I mean have we really tapped out of good plot lines?
Ok as this blog always go here the fucking "list"

1. no more ugly-pretty girl in a small town shit.unless she does porno,or is a hitman.why pay 8 bucks for that to still ingore the chick next door how looks like that.just give her the 8 bucks and call it a day!

2.No more tough cop shit.or buddy flicks about cops.it never really works.think about it when you get pulled over by a cop is it fuking funny?or action like?no it fucking painfull trying to talk yourself out of the ticket.A cop is not going to jump rooftop to rooftop to catch a drug dealer with a dime bag.

3.movies with sam jackson.I MEAN THIS GUY CAN'T STOP YELLING.WHY?WHY? MOTHERFUCKER?I WILL KILL YOU!I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!see just reading that you have seen all of his movies.tell me i'm wrong,you MOTHERFUCKER!no balck man is that mad,making 2 million dollars a picture.

4.no more dating movies,where the guy looks like an asshole.men are what they are from women.stop with this "i'm so great i can't find a man,becuase they are all shit"make a movie about a guy that tells it as it is,without looking like a dick doing it.oh for the record there are more women in the world then men.if you can't find one maybe it's cause you watch movies like this!

5. stop making race movies!!!!i think at some point we all know every race is different,do we new to see a movie about it?one that will solve or help nothing?god....i really can't wait to see "crash pt. 2"movies like this keep people away from each other not bring us together...oh by the way don't make a movie where the black guy dies first.now you are just slapping everyone it the face.

6.Stop making movie about fucking real mass murders!!!movies like ted bundy;ed gein;and so forth.do you want people to get a fucking idea?i mean they don't even give the money to the family of the people killed.so really you are watching a "remade snuff film".oh did i say something wrong?

7.stop making movie with steven segal!!!!!the guy is fucking 80 years old breaking everyone arm.how wants to see that.fuck i'm to nervous to not open the door for an older person,they might try to fuck me up.also he is a white guy,but in every movie he's something else.this guy changes race faster than a porno star changes partners.

8.stop making movie based off of books,by the same 10 authors.i don't know if you all noticed but there are alot of books out there,most are really good.fuck the new bond flick.or tom clany books.use someone else!!!

9.stop making movies "based on real life" and then make up the whole fucking thing.besides real life is kinda of boring.and he i see another "teacher trying reach his students" movie this years i will fucking kill myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!what about the gym teacher that wanted to be the art teacher,but couldn't spell art. now that's a fucking movie!

listen to what i say and people will love it.otherwise i will make a movie about a lone cop teaming up with the underage ugly-pretty girl.trying to save the dying black man who was stabbed by the crazy killer and his talking pig.i'm not joking

So that one hoilday is over.I forgot what it was called.You know the one where people act like they care about other people?You see the thing about that time of the year is one it doesn;t start when it should,like that month.It bleeds and takes over the two months before.I think this was the year i saw it move the fastest ever.Meaning that in aug. i saw "get ready for
'tis season'.Well what the fuck is that?I mean those two holidays meant nothing.Hollweeen and thanksgiving were just a quick stop to bullshit.

How is it the time for giving,if you act like an asshole?I know you think you are not doing so...bullshit.Getting rude with the sales person because you were to stupid to get it earlier is not their fault,nor problem.And lines of bullshit like "where is your spirt?"Just to get your way,is a reason to get punched in the face.I'm not the nicest guy on the planet,by any means...but i'm not a fuck-up nor rude to others for a fucking gift.

Important points.
1.Don't say have a good year after acting like a little bitch.you will be back next year doing the same.
2.Don't ask what i'm doing.you are only doing so to get what you what.
3.Don't say i used to work retail,i should punch you for that as well.
4.know that i hate you,and it doesn't matter what time we close.we will still hate you.
5.buying a gift is only to compete with the gift you just got,or am hoping to get.it's not cause you care about them.
6.When the smoke clears,you will forget.Get drunk and hate the person who gave you the gift.and sell it off,because you are an prick.
8.Please feel free to die,knowing your rush for the season was in vain,because you will is be made fun of.because you suck and will die.dumbass

Last night i read a "pop" magazine,and it was werid.I felt like my life ended because brittney was by herself.Brad was happy in his life now.P-diddy was making the most hardhitting improtant music group(all girl group,of course)with really no clothes but alot of messages...

What the fuck is happening to us?We car more about this shit than our backyard?Like "leroy" the black drunk that lives in the back alley,by your house.But we laugh at him,and call him names.Simon and paula are fighting-making out.And that is so news worthy.How the fuck is that going to help your lives?Or the rock star that writes all his songs in the shower to make him feel "bare and deep".You know i jerk off naked,with a spoon of jelly in my mouth.Does that make me seem magazine worthy?

We have become a nation of self-centered assholes bent on a "new world order" kick.And that is crazy shit.I saw the movie "THEY LIVE" again for like the 20th time last night.It was so funny,bad-ass,and so fucking scary all at the same time.I know at first most wont see what i am saying.Hell most won't watch it because it does't have "boy band" vocals on it.But if you watch that movie,you will see what we are becoming.I do have faith that one day we will be better to each other,but little faith.Since we hold up the movie and rock stars and sports stars so high.Because we want to forget our sad lives.But you can't forget it,if you don't change it.Or at least help someone else's life in a small way.

Let's hope we do before we all end up like another movie i saw last night "DAWN OF THE DEAD"Eating each other,not caring who we step on.There is no list this time,do it your damn self.

when i watch t.v i get so mad.maybe it's because i'm an mean person.but t.v. has gotten to be an dumbass reason for people to breed.meaning "talk shows" i sat and watched a talk show today.One in which the chicks on there didn't know who the daddy of their kids where.Now i can understand 2 guys,maybe even 3,but as many as 8 fucking guys.Come the fuck on.Are you a fucking dumbass?Really 8 fucking guys,and she says "please don't judge me".Well i wasn't till you asked me not to.An dyou said it was because of the fact you were drunk,with fucking what?Every guy in the world wants to know, what makes an woman to an raving slut.Honey you were doing more than drinking,like trying to make rent.So here is the list.........on talk shows.

1.the host does not care about you.if they did they wouldn't yell at you knowing what you show is about.
2.the person you were with when you got to the show,will not be with you after the show.so think about if you should go on it.
3.you will look like an dumbass.don't matter how it happen,what happen.you will be made fun of
4.lack of respect....if you thought you had none then,think about it know.
5.you are going to tell the world your promblems for free?you really are an dumbass.a hotel in a new city doesn't help.and two how much does it take to "pimp" yourself out?
6.if you think you can go back to having an normal life you are again,an dumbass.


p.s. suck on that you dumbass.oh by the way if the person you are with tells you they have something to tell you,but they have to do it on an talk show..........run away.

I know i'm kinda of an moody guy.So i decided to use that an write mr.bush an letter,it proceds as follows.....Hey,mr. commander in like the world,and stuff...dude,you really have to work with me here.We go to war(which from day one i was with you on that,and still am.)to get crazy man out of power,but the war is over.You have your buddies at the top oil companies,raise the price of gas,which i understand.Freedom isn't free.At one point you even tried to get rid of overtime(which still makes no sense to me)from the working class,ok.You have made alot of really werid choices,which i have not bad-mouth you at all.Even though i'm in a totally different party,than you.But when i tried to join the serivce, some two months ago.I was told no,because i had a bad heart.Now i am to have pride for the country,and believe in what you say.But i can't fight for it?So i can't fight in what many believe in?Even though i joined for my own reasons.which were...1.i needed an change in my life.2.a better life for my son.3.i will not have to worry about being hurt,because some dumbass woman.4.i used to have a cat,but she ran away.So now i feel as i can't do anything,because of "red-tape".If you expect people to rally up for you,you need to stop being an ass about where it comes from.I was driving yesterday and saw a bumper sticker than said "marrage is a man and woman,only".And right next to it was a sticker that said "life is life,pro choice is death"and had an baby's pic next to it.What the fuck????This is the people you want fighting for you???Dumbass morons???You never know what is going on in someone's life,and to judge them is pretty fucked.What is even more fucked if they can fight,and i can't.Maybe i should be able to fight for the ones that believe in an choice,have gay family or for the guy that feels like doing his woman in the ass;without the law knocking down his door.I really got mad about this at 2 this morning,as i saw the guy raise the gas price.3 dollars.3 a gallon,for not having a fucking say so.The feeling of taking "life in your own hands"is really fucking with me.Maybe because i don't have an handle on it,right now or don't really want one.I am the only,the only member of my family-name,that has not been in the service.13 fucking generations,because of your "red-tape",but i am to take your word for the fact you made the right choice for the nation.FUCK THAT.I only have to keep in mind you will not be in office much longer,and hillary will be(if i was on god's good side,i would thank him)Then things could happen right for the people.The bigot leaves, the lez comes in.I can't wait,she'll do it right.So thanks for fucking nothing dude.Hell this was only a fucking letter,for another mad person.One with no choice;voice;or cat.Fuck i don't even think you would read my letter,thanks dude.

This past year i have seen alot of "remakes".And fro the most part they all suck,really bad.Hollywood has ran out of ideas,and decided to remake "shitty" movies instead of making a good movie.I saw the new "willy wonka "movie;and i have to say.......what the fuck was tim doing?I'm not sure what i was watching,but know this much it's not a "kids"movie,really if you think about it the first one wasn't either.

1.charlie and the choclate factory- was a reason for tim to put all his movies in at once;as well as some of stanley's and albert's(kubrick and hitchcock)a very strange movie,but not bad just creepy.even for tim.

2.shaft- another sam jackson movie that he can yell and be the "angry black man".but a really boring movie with shitty action.maybe he didn't yell enough.

3.bad news bears-what the fuck,do you see the first one?it was great with making you say "damn i can't beleive they said that".the new one is "what,this shit is tame.but billy bob is in it?give me back my money"

4.bewitched-not really that bad,but it was lacking.just an ok movie.but worth seeing just for will,who is great.

5.texas chainsaw massacre-great,a really awesome movie.not one bad thing about it.not as shocking as the first,but well done.

6.house of a 1000 corpses- another remake of texas massacre,but way different.and very cool.rob put his own feel into it.a great movie to have for any horror lover,fuck a great movie for anyone really.

7.swat;dukes of hazard;starsky and hutch-all 3 of these shows sucked so why make a movie about it?and with the talnet that was in starsky and hutch it should have been alot better.

8.batman begins-wow,about time they did it right.the fights sucked,but it was about the "begining"and the birth of batman,not the fighting.it made the other batman movies look worse off than before.tis shame tis shame.

There are to many to list,but next time if you are going to remake an movie,pick an shitty movie and do that.Like "showgirls"or any kevin costner movie,that way it has to be better than the first.